O-for-Niners
Niners don't play a good team for the rest of the year, except this week against Philly. After that, check out this cream puff schedule:
Oakland @ SF
Pansies (HUGE GAME)
Broncos @ London. That's right, rickety old Wembly stadium gets an ultra-dog game. Take that soccer, we can put up boring just as good as YOU.
Lambs @ SF Lambs will be favored. good grief.
TB Bums @ SF
Cardinals
Green Bay (wow a real team, look out!)
then it's Hags, Bolts (another real team), Lambs, Cards. Jesus break up that NFC west.
So, my Niners are in serious danger of a winning a game or two. It can't be avoided.
KITTENS
Lambs @ Kitties Holy Cow! it's the NFC championship rematch!! Humongous game. huge.
NYG Giants can play terrible. I just saw it. they have D, though.
Deadskins @ Kitties
Jets @ Kitties
and then, if all goes well,
Detroit Kittens at Buffalo Nils Nov. 14th. Could be the Game of the Year
Pansies
Bears @ Pansies Bears down to 3rd string QB. If this isn't Stiff of the Week, I don't know what is.
Niners @ Pansies Here it is again! Huge! Ginormous!! Bloated beached whale!
LAMBS Another blockbuster! 3 in a row!!!!
Saints @ Pansies Saints have an all-doormat schedule.
Pansies clearly in danger of winning a game with a schedule like that, whoo-boy.
NILS
Does it matter who they play next? I didn't think so.
Nils website has blog called "keeping up with the Bills." That's like following the garbage truck in your car as a way to get to work quickly.
Gaguars @ Nils Massive Doormat game. I take that back about Stiff of the Week for Pansies- Bears.
Ravens ow!
Cheaps Cheaps get lucky AGAIN.
Bears @ Nils another awful game, setting a record here.
Kittens @ Nils Like I said, Game of the Year, to date.
Bungles Bungles always up for a poorly played game. cue the rain.
Nils then take on a lot of good teams, like the Browns, for instance.
Man, it's going to be hard to maintain un-Victorious, but somebody's got to do it. I'm going with the Nils.
Nils are definitely the odd-on fav for the moldy carpet.
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