Houston Fans Cope with Cloud

As the photo clearly shows, Houston fans are having to improvise just to get around town thanks to the acrid toxic cloud stirred up by the Houston Texans, er, Toxins. Not that Houston wasn't polluted enough already, but the Toxins' toxic cloud has really put the town on the map. We hear the EPA and the NFL will be holding a joint press conference tomorrow to announce the evacuation of the city.

Houston has never enjoyed football glory, but the current mess makes even the 2-14 '94 Oilers look pretty good. Bud Adams, we feel your pain from the grave. By the way, the Titans were the Tenn. Oilers at one point, when Houston moved, and it looks like they are still having trouble shaking off their history.

Meanwhile, the Gaguars are still gagging from an afternoon tilt with the Toxins, who proved to much for them and forced them into a win. Once the most feared loser in the league, the Gags are now considered vulnerable by every team in the NFL. They might beat anybody.

If they don't get back on track for the rematch in two weeks, the Toxins may be on the way to the Doormat Bowl and the Gags will be on the sidelines in the post season, again.,