Thursday, November 14, 2013

Welcome Back to the Mat Floppers!

They were in the back yard hanging around the BBQ all season, but now they are back in the cozy confines of the Doormat Division Man Cave munching fist sticks and marshmallows. The Miami Dolphins have proven they can lose with the best of them. Not even the Bootineers could lose to them. And as recent revelations in the news has shown, they are capable of being a great loser because they are losing at every level of their organization.

Every week starting week 3 ESPN Radio picks two teams they are confident will not make the Superbowl By now they have eliminated 16 teams.

Not to be outdone, the Doormat Division will pick two teams every week that will not win the Moldy Carpet.

Since we are in week 12 already, we have to play a little catch up. So here are 16 teams that will not win the Moldy Carpet this year. Some, considering their history, are a shock.

New England
Cleveland
Cincinnati
NY Jets
Denver
Kansas City
Dallas
Philadephia
New Orleans
Carolina
Seahawks
Arizona
San Francisco
San Diego
Chicago
Detroit

But 16 teams are still in the hunt!



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6 comments:

  1. wackoworldNovember 14, 2013 at 9:03 PM

    The Brownies. Five years running with at least 10 losses. A century since they made the playoffs. But let's not get too excited- they are still 4-5. They can still lose 10!!

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  2. ElvisNovember 14, 2013 at 11:02 PM

    winning the mouldy carpet is the ultimate intestinal fortitude, but long standing failure rates like the brownies, or the cheaps or the lions is another quality not to be ignored. the floppers are achieving this now as well. go bootineers !

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  3. ElvisNovember 14, 2013 at 11:06 PM

    another amazing trait is the ability to praise something that shouldn't be. I'm still learning- another beer from the fridge please. and help yourself while your up. it's gonna be a long game.

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  4. wackoworldNovember 15, 2013 at 7:29 AM

    long standing failure is proven when your team is 4-5 and you think it's great.

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  5. AnonymousNovember 15, 2013 at 10:49 AM

    I love the Toxins logo!

    -Mach

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  6. WalkfishNovember 18, 2013 at 8:44 PM

    Glad you like it. It seemed fitting.

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