HERE THEY ARE, THE MATCHUPS THAT WILL TAKE US A LONG WAY TO
THE MOLDY CARPET
We have two great face-offs this week, with the Falcons and Redskins duking it out for first in the Doormat NFC (a dead tie at 3-10), and Buffalo and Jacksonville vying for 2nd in the AFC and trying to keep Houston within sight.
(must have at least 8 losses to be on the board)
Washington (+6) at Atlanta
Falcons should win, but people say that every week. RGBIII shut down for the rest of the season. REDSKINS
Buffalo (-21/2) at Jacksonville
Bills on a mission from God, but I think God has a Jags jersey. Last week Jacksonville won at home for the first time in my lifetime. Everybody thinks the Jags just can't lose now. BILLS
Houston (+51/2) at Indianapolis
Toxins are so bad, even the Colts can't mess this up. COLTS
Philadelphia (-5) at Minnesota
Just when you think you've got it all figured out. VIKINGS
Chicago (+1) at Cleveland
Bears fans have to pray that Jay Cutler stays on the sideline. If he does...BEARS
Kansas City (-4) at Oakland
Raiders have ceased to be in same league with teams with winning record. They are Doormat Division people. our kinda people. CHIEFS
San Francisco (-51/2) at Tampa Bay
Niners coming off biggest win of the year. Tampa riding a wave of confidence. Niners often fall flat after big games. I just made that up. 49ERS
New Orleans (-5) at St. Louis
What looked promising a few weeks ago has gone poof. SAINTS
Cincinnati (-3) at Pittsburgh
They'll be beating each other with bratwursts out in the parking lot. STEELERS
Seahawks (-7) at NY Giants
Seahawks extremely pissed off. Giants just trying to get out of the way. SEAHAGS
Cardinals (-21/2) at Titans
I just can't bet against Fitzpatrick, even with his INT equal on the other side of the line. CARDINALS
GENTLEMEN, MAKE YOUR PREDICTIONS!
the one guaranteed loss of the week is Tampa. no need to watch, just get the score after watching the travesty of falcons and redskins trying to out do each other by attempting to play well. this game is a toss up in my book. no points to either team, pick 'em. Or you can watch a far more entertaining fiasco, Buff. vs. Jags. Someone is going to lose this one. both teams will play above their heads for a spell and by the 2:00 minute warning one will give the game to the other. Bills giving 1 point for some unknown reason.
ReplyDeleteagreed, Buffs-Jags a juicy fiasco.
DeleteCousins is starting a game, finally, Skins win this one!
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ReplyDeleteThe Oracle from the Basement Predicts (and by the way last week I tried the numbers from Atlantic City for guidance and bombed) with the spinning bottle of Retsina:
ReplyDeleteWashington- 28
Atlanta- 10
Buffalo- 14
Jacksonville- 9
Houston- 21
Indianapolis- 42
Philadelphia- 28
Minnesota- 27
Chicago- 17
Cleveland- 18
Kansas City- 50
Oakland- 0
San Francisco- 36
Tampa Bay- 3
New Orleans- 17
St. Louis- 10
Cincinnati- 26
Pittsburgh- 13
Seahawks- 40
NY Giants- 6
Cardinals- 10
Titans- 3
I forgot Adrian Peterson is out for Vikes. Ah, I'm still going with them.
DeleteWashington- 17
DeleteAtlanta- 16
Buffalo- 14
Jacksonville-17
Houston- 21
Indianapolis- 20
Philadelphia- 34
Minnesota- 7
Chicago- 18
Cleveland- 17
Kansas City- 23
Oakland- 24
San Francisco- 23
Tampa Bay- 24
New Orleans- 34
St. Louis- 13
Cincinnati- 36
Pittsburgh- 3
Seahawks- 45
NY Giants- 16
Cardinals- 10
Titans- 13
jg
Raiders just might put up a goose egg. Now that Kubiak is fired, Case Keenum finishes the season at QB. It didn't really help before, so why would it help now?
ReplyDeleteRedskins - 15
ReplyDeleteFalcons - 16
Bills - 23
Jags - 24
Toxins - 2
Colt. - 45
Eagles - 76
Vikings - 3
Brown - 19
Bears - 20
Chiefs - 27
Raiders - 17
49ers - 28
Bucs - 31
Saints - 35
Rams - 17
Seahawks - 38
NY GIants -10
Cardinals - 24
Titans - 20
NY Jets - 12
Panthers - 41