Jacksonville fans staggered home from the Jaguars' stunning victory over the Texans, gasping for air as they retreated from Houston's toxic cloud, which still hung over the city like an oil-soaked pelican with a bad case of flatulence.
"It's unbelievable," commented one fan. "They kicked our butts in every category, but that acrid stench bamboozled us. We couldn't help but win that game. Houdini could not have done a better job of escaping from victory."
No kidding. 406 net yards of offense to Jacksonville's 281, more time of posession, more first downs, better defense..."Unbelievable. We couldn't match them. We had to take the win."
Next up for the Toxins? Indianapolis. The smell of the moldy carpet grows stronger!
2 weeks in a row the Jags have somebody other than the QB throw a TD pass. That's knowing your roster. Hoorah for the Jags, one of the worst teams in the league for...how many years has it been, anyway?
ReplyDeleteactually, only three where they've been BAAAAD, but 6 seasons without a winning record is credentials enough
ReplyDeletesay, the Browns have lost at least 10 games in 12 of the last 15 years.......who is the worst team over the last 10 years?? Browns? didn't you already do that stat last year?
ReplyDeleteNope, but worst overall record the last decade has to be the Lions!
ReplyDeletenice photo guys ... thats a pretty impressive loos by the toxins... still not exctly sure how they did it.
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