Worst of the NFL Doormats Terrible Predictions with Odds in Vegas Completely Ignored

The Deadskins and the Toxins are looking unbeatable. But the Oracle still needs to peer deeply through the cigar-blue haze of the mancave, chant "Fumble-Fumble-Fumble...," and spin the bottle of Retsina (actually it's the fifth bottle), and predict those teams who will emerge from the Bonehead Forest with a big "L" in Week 16 in the NFL.

Game of the week? NY Giants vs Detroit. I know Detroit is in the playoff hunt, but they really are finding a way to lose these days. The Doormat gene is strong with this one, Yoda.

Why five bottles? My preidctions come in secret messages hidden in bottles of Retsina. But I never know which one the message is in. So I have to open a lot of bottles.

By the way, now that they get a season outdoors, Vikings go 13-3 next year! I wish I could get time to fly there and see a game in Dec. in a snowstorm. Oh, the memories!

NFL Losers Week 16

Miami- 31
Buffalo- 3 (and they shuffle off)

Minnesota-35
Cinncinati- 17

Tampa Bay- 14
St. Louis- 21

Cleveland- 17
NY Jets- 14

Dallas- 30
Washington- 16

Tennessee- 12
Jacksonville- 9 (No TD today for either team)

Denver- 46
Houston- 9

NY Giants- 16
Detroit- 36

Oakland- 13
San Diego- 21

And those are my predictions. Gentlemen, quaff that warm beer and chime in!