The Oracle Returns from the Well

What week is it? Week 6? Wha, whoa, hey, wha hoppin? The last thing I remember is a fight at a cricket match and getting clobbered with the insides of a liter of Russian vodka. Ow, my head hurts. Well, no frozen turkeys around here--it's southern India you know--so I will have to spin this empty bottle of vodka and make some week 6 predictions as the Oracle from the Basement. So far this year the Oracle has a perfect record, 0-0 (have not made any predictions), but judging by this hangover and the underwear on the pillow, the Oracle definitely scored as predicted last night: which was not predicted, which is pretty predictable when you think about. Ah, little Grasshopper, do not think, do, and then do it some more until the do-do is all over and it's time to scoobie-doobie-doo. There are two unvictorious teams, and few surprises, in the Doormat Division, and after week 6 there will still be two unvictorious teams. Too bad they are both in the AFC or we could look forward to two 0-16 teams in the Doormat Bowl this year. And so the bottle spins--and so is everything else, belch--and here are the Oracle's prophesies. Gentlemen, make your predictions. 

Indianapolis- 45
Houston- 10

Jacksonville- 3
Tennessee- 9 (this could be a tough one to lose for Jacksonville. This may be their biggest challenge of the season.)

 Baltimore- 20
Tampa Bay- 17

 Denver- 50
NY Jets (or is that Jests?) 3

 Detroit- 21
Minnesota- 24 (Let the Detroit swan dive begin)

New England- 28
Buffalo- 10 (Sorry, Buff, Pats are going to get back on track)

Carolina- 17
Cinncinati- 20

 Cleveland- 23
Pittsbugh- 21

 Green Bay- 36
Miami- 10

San Diego- 40
Oakland- 0

 Chicago- 14
Atlanta- 18

Dallas- 26
Seattle- 21

Washington- 10
Arizona- 17

NY Giants- 7
Philadelphia- 20

San Francisco- 14
St. Louis- 17 (Yes, Lambs will stun the NFL)