The Doormat Division heads into the halfway point of the season with several teams who have confusticated the Vegas odds makers this season. The biggest surprise is the Indianapolis Colts, you have jumped head first into the basement and earned the name of Dolts. But there are other teams as well, especially the Philadelphia Pheebles and the Buffalo Nils, both with unexpected records.
So the Oracle from the Basement has tossed out the stats and analysis and gone back to spinning the frozen turkey while chugging a room temperature quart of Ranier. Don't forget the Cheeze Whiz and potato chips.
Gentlemen, here are the predictions. Please post yours as well.
Dolts- 10
Titanics- 13
Saints- 64
Lambs-0
Floppers- 16
NY Giants (or pesky Gnats)- 21
Yikings- 6
Pansies-13
Crudinals- 14
Ravens (Cravens?)-17
Gaguars- 17
Texans- 28
Kittens- 36
Buncos- 33
Bungles- 9
Seahags-3
Cowpies- 36
Pheebles- 12
Cheeps- 17
Bolts- 24
The Oracle has spoken!
All baseball scores, except Saints, in honor of Texas not being able to win the World Series and giving The Cards the edge (the good kind.)
ReplyDeleteDolts- 0
Titanics- 3
Saints- 100
Lambs-0
Floppers- 0
NY Giants - 2
Yikings- 0
Pansies- 3
Crudinals- 0
Ravens (Cravens?)- 7
Gaguars- 0
Texans- 8
Kittens- 6
Buncos- 0
Bungles- 9
Seahags- 0
Cowpies- 0
Pheebles- 10
Cheeps- 0
Bolts- 4
And if Anaya has anything to do with it, we are going viral in Pakistan!
ReplyDeleteOur first spam. I'm honored. better delete before somebody steals the frozen turkey. Or are we being offered a once in a lifetime opportunity to advertise in Islamabad?
ReplyDeleteBrownies 6,
49ers 27
Dolts 13
Titanics 28
Saints 73
Lambs 0
Floppers 13
Giants 24
Yikings 23
Pansies 31
Crudinals 19
Ravens 22
Gaguars 0
Texans 14
Kittens 19
Buncos 10
Bungles 9
Seahags 10
Cowpies 17
Pheebles 8 (going against my own recommendation!)
Cheaps 17
Bolts 48
OMG Lambs up by 10 over NO at half and Crudinals pounding Cravens 24-3.
ReplyDeleteMake that Lambs 17-0!!
ReplyDeleteBrees must hsve worn out hid arm last week.
Lambs will need an epic collapse to get the L.
Saints thought it was a cakewalk. They are the worst at doing the that. Or the best, depending on how you look at it.
ReplyDelete