The NFL Doormat Division is pretty full right now, and the Oracle from the Basements had to spin the old Blitz bottle several times to get a decent reading. But the prognostications are in: The NFL Doormat Division results for Weak IX will be as follows:
Bares- 14
Nils- 24
(Nils are going to win a game!)
Patriots- 48
Brownies- 10
(Ouch, I can't watch)
Jets- 17
Kittens- 28
Ain'ts- 21
Pansies- 10
Dolts- 10
Texans- 17
Cardinals- 9
Farvekings- 6
(This has got to be the worst game of the week!)
Cheeps- 14
Raydurz- 42
(Raydurz are a phoenix rising from the basement! My hungover eyes are burning from the sight!)
Cowpies- 10
Packers- 31
(I almost feel sorry for the Cowboys....well, actually I don't)
Steelers- 17
Bungles- 3
we are in sync with the Bears-Nils score. Cheaps will play Raydurz tougher, and can eat up clock with running game.
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