Now that we're 10 weeks in, this seems like a good time to start nominations for the DOORMAT ALL-STAR TEAM 2010.
Our first nomination goes to San Francisco 0-4-9ers rookie right tackle Anthony Davis.
After a training camp where the competition was negligible, because Davis was the Niners first round pick, Mr. Davis has amassed the kind of resume that usually gets you benched on most teams. But not on the O-fers! Why? Have you looked at the bench???
7 sacks given up, 13 penalties (including nullified TDs), 1 injured starting QB (on one of his allowed sacks), paltry running game, and lost yardage and rushed passes and flushed QBs all over the place. It's kinda like having a log play the position.
To be fair, the QB thing looks like it's turning out to be a good move. Plus, he has a vertical leap of 33", so if the O-fers would just score more often, he could bust out some fine end zone moves and Candlestick Leaps! Also, he wasn't ready to start, and in the Doormat Division Player Development Dept. that means opening day starter and let's get the losing feeling developed in this young player now. Remember, in the Doormat Division, never blame the player. It takes a whole organization to make dreams come true.
All-Star nominations are now open for consideration.
Hey, guys, nominate those all-mats! I will put one in for Kittens right guard Stephen Peterman, who leads NFL players with 12 penalties and could threaten the league's single-season record of 21.
ReplyDeleteWhat?? I thought Anthony Davis had the lead with 13. Geez the 49ers can't do ANYTHING right.
ReplyDeleteHere is another all-mat nomination. This time for quarterback. The worst quarterback of the year is Derek Anderson of the Arizona Crudnills. What a bummer in Phoenix after a few years with Warner. For backup-mat how about Matt Moore of the Pansies? After Sundays game his total passing yards for the year are 857! Jeez!
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