NFL Predictions Week X- the Oracle from the Basement Speaks

NFL Week X is here. The NFL playoffs are looming. Desperation is setting in for NFL teams hovering around .500. Will they make the playoffs? The great teams start ratcheting up their play, and the rest are about to get rolled. Who will go down in flames? Who will surge to the lead? Who will achieve true badness and deep six themselves?

The Oracle From the Basement has spun the old Blitz bottle. Brett Farve has left the basement and abandoned the barstool with his name on it. And here are the predictions for Weak X.

Kittens- 38

Nils- 33

(Game of the Weak!)

Farvekings- 17

Care Bears- 12

(Brett Farve is about to put the Bears where they belong, on the carpet)

Jets- 36

Brownies- 12

(Sorry, Brownies, Jets need to get to the playoffs)

Pansies- 9

Bootineers- 12

(Stiff of the Week. But Pansies will find a way to lose)

Texans- 10

Gaguars- 13

(How boring can a game get? This might be the stiff after all)

Bungles- 21

Colts- 36

(Sorry, Cincinnati, Colts are mad)

Cheeps- 18

Donkeys- 0

(Too hard to predict, but Donkeys will lose)

Cowpies- 3

Giants- 50

(OMG, blowout of the weak)

Seahags- 21

Cardinals- 18

(Birds wll bomb again)

Lambs- 26

0-4-9ers- 12

(Can you say fire Single-minded?)

OK, gang, make your predictions!