Some Doormat Fun Facts

The Bungles defeat of the Nils last week was their first victory over Buffalo in the last 13 tries.

That's the power of the Brown Pall Quagmire in Cincinnati. It's becoming an advantage for the Bungles.

How bad were the Jets on Sunday? Let's compare them to all of last year's 2010 Ultra-Lows and find out:

first downs: Jets 7, CHEAPS 5

yardage: Jets 150, Pansies 119

Rushing: Jets 38, Deadskins 18

Passing: Jets 12, Seahags 12

Turnovers: Jets 4, Nils 7

Punts: Jets 5, Yikings 10 (holy freaking cow that's hard to do!)

Defensive TDs given up: Jets 3, Nils 2 (I think, too hungover to check)

So, not the worst, in fact they didn't even win any of the catergories outright except defensive TDs (and what a whopper that one is) but right there on the Stink-O-Meter in nearly every category. The low punt count is inevitable when you employ the Bungle 'A fumble is as good as a punt' strategy. And, only one team is going to get 10 punts this year. That's stratospheric.

-wacko