Wednesday, October 30, 2013

NFL Doormat Predictions Week 9

A perfect record in the NFL is not easy. Here we are, week 9, mid season, and Tampa Bay and Jacksonville still have perfect records. Can they maintain this blistering pace? Tampa Bay will have the toughest time as Minnesota seems determined to lose every remaining game this season.

 And we Doormat Denizens welcome some newcomers, especially the Houston Toxins and the Atlanta Edsels. They finally came in off the patio and gingerly took a seat on the moldy couch. It took a few minutes, but after some chips and a warm beer, they settled in and now appear to be quite comfortable.

 Welcome, boys.

 And so the Oracle from the Basement spins the Retsina bottle and here are the predictions for the worst of the NFL in week 9.

 Kansas City- 17
Buffalo- 14

 Tennessee- 28
St. Louis- 24

 Minnesota- 12
Dallas- 28

 San Diego- 33
Washington- 13

 Atlanta- 14
Carolina- 21

 Philadelphia- 7
Oakland- 36

 Tampa Bay- 10
Seattle- 21

 Baltimore- 13
Cleveland- 14

 New England- 36
Pittsburgh- 17

 Houston- 21

 Indianapolis- 28

  Gentlemen, make your predictions!
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6 comments:

  1. wackoworldOctober 30, 2013 at 9:40 AM

    looks like yer smart phone turned it all into one blob.

    CHIEFS 34
    BILLS 12

    TITANS 20
    RAMS 22

    VIKINGS 8
    COWBOYS 34

    CHARGERS 19
    REDSKINS 24

    FALCONS 28
    PANTHERS 27

    EAGLES 14
    RAIDERS 17

    BUCS 3
    SEAHAWKS 30

    RAVENS 10
    BROWNS 27

    STEELERS 17
    PATRIOTS 31

    COLTS 44
    TOXINS 7

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  2. WalkfishOctober 30, 2013 at 4:42 PM

    Nah, it was a glitch in Blogger. It is fixed now. I see two of us are picking Cleveland to beat Baltimore. The Ravens, if they lose this week, will have to go on Doormat Watch. A swan song might be in the cards for the Ravens, or Mavens, or whatever...

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  3. WalkfishOctober 30, 2013 at 4:47 PM

    teamrankings.com (great site and by the way linked on this blog) has Odds: Baltimore by 1, Total Points: 41

    Cleveland just might pull it off.

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  4. AnonymousOctober 30, 2013 at 5:33 PM

    Kansas City- 23
    Buffalo- 24

    Tennessee- 23
    St. Louis- 24

    Minnesota- 2
    Dallas- 288

    San Diego- 23
    Washington- 31

    Atlanta- 4
    Carolina- 24

    Philadelphia- 17 (Go, Chip!)
    Oakland- 16

    Tampa Bay- 0
    Seattle- 31

    Baltimore- 17
    Cleveland- 14

    New England- 38
    Pittsburgh- 6

    Houston- 1
    Indianapolis- 288
    jg

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  5. wackoworldOctober 30, 2013 at 11:29 PM

    I think JG is right. Buffalo is going to beat the Cheaps at home.

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  6. wackoworldNovember 1, 2013 at 8:12 PM

    Eagles have Foles starting, so they have a better chance of winning one. The Raiders defensive backfield is coming on strong lately, though. The offense is almost non-existent.

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