Anyway, the Oracle from the Basement has spun the now empty bottle of Retsina, and while the 28 pound turkey thaws in the garage, and while we air out the cave with a leaf blower, and with the anticipation of another Thanksgiving watching the Lions lose a bad game of football, and with the fans in Houston wishing it were already March, 2014, here are the predictions for this week's doormat teams. Gentlemen, make your predictions!
Patirots-42
Texans- 13
Packers- 28
Lions- 27.8 (I know they are not Doormats, but I gotta call this classic game anyway)
Raiders- 12
Dallas- 36
Pittsburg- 5
Baltimore- 6 (This is probably the best game of the week, actually, these guys hate each other)
Rams- 28
49ers- 24
Giants- 36
Redskins- 12
Jaguars- 17
Browns- 14 (Brownies show upstarts how it's done)
Bears- 24
Vikings- 10
Dolphins- 33
Jets- 21
Cardinals- 21
Eagles- 6
Buccaneers- 14
Panthers- 17
Falcons- 10
Bills- 7
DOH! And how could I forget? The biggest turkey of a game of the week!
ReplyDeletePatriots-- 42
Texans- 13
We should never take the Lions off logo board, until they have won 8 games. They BELONG!
ReplyDeletePatriots 17
Toxins 13
Porkers 18
Lions 28
Raydurz 14
Dallas 78
Pittsburgh 24
Baltimore 9
Rams
49ers I can't look
Giants 6
Redskins 7 (the battle for mediocrity)
Bears 8
Vikings 0
Jaguars 45
Brownies 48 (what a classic this is going to be)
Dolphins -4
Jets -19
Cardinals 34
Eagles 41
Bucs 0
Panthers 31
Falcons 00
Bills 001 (another Doormat doozy)
actually, ever since we've taken the Lions off the board, they've started really stinking it up.
ReplyDeletePatriots - 38
ReplyDeleteTexans - 10
Packers - 20
Detroit - 24
Oakland - 12
Dallas - 27
Pittsburgh - 9
Baltimore - 10
St. Louis - 17
SF 49ers - 24
NY Giants - 19
Washington - 17
Chicago - 20
Minnesota - 17
Jacksonville - 16
Cleveland - 14
Miami - 13
NY Jets - 14
Arizona - 21
Philadelphia - 31
Tampa Bay - 16
Carolina - 24
Atlanta - 2
Buffalo - 9
Patriots- 400
ReplyDeleteTexans- 0
Packers- 0
Lions- 400
Raiders- 0
Dallas- 400
Pittsburg- 0
Baltimore- 400
Rams- 400
49ers- 0
Giants- 0
Redskins- 400
Jaguars- 400
Browns- 0
Bears- 400
Vikings- 0
Dolphins- 400
Jets- 0
Cardinals- 0
Eagles- 400
Buccaneers- 400
Panthers- 0
Falcons- 400
Bills- 0
jg
I agree. Lions logo goes back on the site.
ReplyDeleteSo much for the Lions logo jinx. The Lions took the Slackers to the woodshed.
ReplyDeleteThe Slack Pack just clocked in the worst offensive performance of the season. I watched the whole magnificent thing. 7 first downs. 126 total yards. Under 20 min of time of possession. I really think it's the worst one.
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