DOORMAT DIVISION: WORST STATS FOR NFL WEEK 12

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But first, our updated Doormat Division Standings, with Washington's sparkling defeat last night added in:

DOORMAT DIVISION NFL WEEK 12 STANDINGS

NFC                                                        .

                           W-L         PF-PA

Atlanta                2-9          227-309

Minnesota            2-8-1       266-346

Tampa Bay           3-8          211-258

Washington          3-8          252-338

NY Giants             4-7          213-280

AFC                                                          .

Houston               2-9         199-289
Jacksonville         2-9         142-324

Cleveland             4-7         203-265

Buffalo                 4-7         236-273

Raiders                 4-7         213-269

NFL WEEK 12 WORST STATS

OFFENSE:

Worst Offense Week 12:   New York Jets.   it was a dogfight, with the Toxins and Deadskins putting up some ghastly numbers, but anytime you mix 3 turnovers with 8 punts and only 3 points, everybody else cries Uncle.   D.C. got only 30 yards and 1 first down in the second half on Sunday.  They just need to put together a 60-minute effort and they'll win this weekly award.

Points:   3     Jets

First Downs:  10   Redskins, Bucs

Net Yards:  190    Redskins

Rush yards:  22    Buccaneers 

Passing yards:  90  Redskins  (hmmm, maybe the Redskins did win worst offense this week)

QB Rating:  22.3   Jets,  Geno Smith (two weeks in a row, but up from 10.1 last week)

INT:    4   Lions (with 1 pick-six) , Matt Stafford  (gave the punter the day off)

Turnovers:  5  Lions

Fumbles:  3   Browns

Sacked:    6-18   Bucs (paltry yard total, though)   4-37  Redskins

Punts:   8    Jets, Packers, Broncos (a second-half barrage)

Red Zone Failure:  0-4  Ravens

3rd Down Conversion:   1-12  Jets  

TOP:  23:11   Colts 

MISC:  

Penalties:   11-85 Dallas,  11-81 NYG  (great game that must have been)

DEFENSE:

Worst Defense, Week 12:  Kansas City Chiefs.  Chargers score all their points on offense, and rack up 491 yards of offense, and QB Philip Rivers gets sacked once.  

Points allowed:  41 Chiefs

Net Yards:   491  Chiefs

First Downs allowed:  28   Patriots

Rush Yards allowed:  258 Bears  (8.8 avg);   280 Pats  (5.8 avg)

Pass Yards allowed:   387  Chiefs  (14.3 avg)

Red Zone Conversions allowed:  3-3 Buccaneers (beat the Lions);  4-5 Chargers (beat the Chiefs)

3rd down conversions allowed:  6-10  Rams;  10-18 Raiders

-wacko