NFL Game Predictions Week 11

Feelin' the pain in Week 11

Yes, who would think that the Giants and Packers would be playing a Doormat game in Week 11, let alone any week, of the NFL season? Well, they are. And though Rodgers and Hammerstein, er, Manning, won't be getting many chances to hug during this sloppy mess of a game that will be forgotten as fast as Vegas can drop a Nag with a bum hoof, we on the Doormat cellar sofa will be loving every minute of it. For NY and GB fans, it's "Please, just get this game over with!" Pass the cheese, please.

And now, the Oracle from the Basement spins the frozen bottle of Retsina wine--a little less full this week I see--and eats some stale chips as it slowly spins and slows....slows....slows....and makes it's predictions:

Packers- 20
Giants- 23 (OT)

Lions- 28
Steelers- 17

Chargers- 17
Dolphins- 14

Cotls- 28
Titans- 17

Jets- 21
Bills- 17

Falcons-17
Bucs- 14

Redskins- 7
Eagles- 14

Cardinals- 28
Jaguars- 5

Raiders- 10
Texans- 33

Vikings- 10
Seahawks- 36

Gentlemen, make your predictions!

Oh, and as a bonus for the week, here is the view of the Buccaneers' cheerleaders from the POV of the average Buc player--face on the ground. "These boots are made for walkin;...."