Gentleman, Start Your Nachos

The Oracle from the Basement has tossed out the beer bottle and is now spinning a frozen turkey that was passed over for Thanksgiving.

And today's lone voice from the fake-red-leather barstool predictions, a bit late thanks to the Thursday triptifan, are as follows:

Bootineers 3
Falcons 20

Brownies 7
Bengals 28

Seahags 21
Lambs 18

Deadskins 18
Eagles 24

Cheaps 0
Chargers 35

Cardinals 14
Titanics 17

Flopper 36
Nils 9

And enjoy the games!