Only five (or in some cases, six) regular season games to go and it is time to kick a few teams upstairs.
By the way, the Cardinals really botched this one today with the Titanics, who have proven now they have no business being in the basement. No natty red naugahyde with fake, brass studs bar stool for you guys. But, hey, how can the Cardinals be so shaky and still be in first? Oh, yeah, they are in the NFC West!
But I digress...hey, where's the peanuts and the Bohemian quarts? The Steeler game is coming on.
Back to the topic....er...what was it? Oh yeah, even the Seahags couldn't manage to lose to the Lambs. What a terrible game. Whoa, that's not the topic. The topic? Who needs to be kicked upstairs, that's the topic.
Hey, that's Dixon taking the hike for the Steelers. Cool. Go Dixon!
Er, back to the topic...
I say, bye-bye Titanics. Titanics have had some moments of greatness, er, badness this year, but they just aren't losers of caliber. And the Nils, as bad as they are, show signs of not being bottom feeders on the level of other denizens of the cellar. But, we can't shut out two AFC teams in one week. So it's goodbye to the Seahags in the NFC. Their performance today shows they do not have the mental discipline to lose effectively. I don't see many wins in their future this year, but they will have to be excused from their bar stool of misery.
Hey, guys, let me know what you think.
We have a conflict. The Moldy Carpet is really won by one team.
ReplyDeleteBut the overall is our fantasy league standings, no? So what's that?
The Half Full Beer Bottle Ashtray Trophy??
I think the Bills get an automatic berth because they are last in their division. All teams last in their division are in.
Titanics are out.
SeaHags are out, sure. They can technically catch the Lambs, but let's get real. Nobody's catching those guys. So, they can't even be last in their division. OUT. SEEYA. LATER.
I agree - last in your league is automatic Cellar qualification. As for the Moldy Carpet, I vote to give it to the owner with the worst record overall...so far that is me! I always thought the trophy was for us any way, not the damn teams.
ReplyDeleteAnd once again, The Cards will be the team no one wants to play in the playoffs. The Vikings and Cowboys will flame out in December, and the Saints will destroy the pesky Cards in the championship.
Let's hope for a Colts/Saints SuperBottle. That would be fantastico!