Friday, November 20, 2009

I'm Sorry Your Head Looks Like a Potato

How angry is Pittsburgh after losing to The Bengals? They may put a hurtin' on The Peeps.
I think Kurt Warner will play out of his head and throw 6 TD passes.
The Skinflix have tasted victory and may still be half crazed to taste it again. The Cowgirls better watch out.

And, I know it's against league rules to talk about good teams, but what happened to The Patriots the other night? Why would you not punt? I really did not get that, and I was thrilled to see it happen because I hate the Pats like nothing else. It was fun to watch the difference in style between Manning and Brady. Manning looks so Unitas like with that stiff body and shuffling feet. Brady looks like a CG version of the perfect athlete - smooth, perfect body, flawless motion, cool as the basement in winter. Even the shape of their heads is consistent with their overall aesthetic - Manning's is square, block like, and bulging. Brady's looks like something a super model would cradle in her arms and suck on all night. My God, his head is a giant lollipop!

1 comment:

  1. Fear of Manning. So scared that you go for it on 4th down deep in your own territory.

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