The Oracle was on a business trip this week and fell asleep for a long time. But the ORacle will not predict. By the way, predictions are made by spinning an old stubby Blitz bottle and the score is determined by the number opposite the one the bottle points to.
And here are today's predictions. Hope I do better than last week!
It's a blowout week as real teams ramp up for the playoffs. Floppers and Titanics both have games they can win, and they will.
Lambs 0
Saints 36
Kittens 10
Vikings 24
Pansies 10
Falcons 28
Deadskins 0
Broncos 35
Bootineers 14
Floppers 24
Raydurz- 10
Cheeps- 8
Titanics- 30
Bills- 7
AAAAAAAND ON MONDAY BEFORE A NATIONAL AUDIENCE THE BROWNIES WILL SHOW THE WORLD HOW TO LOSE.....
Brownies 0
Ravens 42
I'll take the Deadskins and the Brownies to beat those point spreads, but I can't argue with the picks. I think the Pansies will give Atlanta a closer game. Bills seem to be ready for the Cellar. the Buffalo Bilious?
ReplyDeleteI think we already have a logo ready to go. Kittens will not beat the spread. Since the 49ers aren't playing at home, there is NO GAME of any kind on in the afternoon here. Way to go, Raydurz. A local scribe suggested taking your kids to the Raydurz game as punishment if they've been screwing up.
Not bad, Oracle. Way off on the Deadskins and Pansies, but besides the Raydurz, the rest are spot on. 5-3 is better than any of these franchises are doing.
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