Worst of the NFL Week 15 Predictions

Put some power in the offensive line 

Yes, that is a photo of the Four Horsemen of Nortre Dame, and now we know why they were so unstoppable, because they rode horses. I wouldn't want to tackle that with my bare hands.

Which brings us to Week 14 of the NFL. There are many teams floundering and foundering and just all-around stinking up the stadium. Some of them need to turn it around fast or they will be toast for the season. Maybe the Giants can take a cue from these guys and convert the offensive line to light cavalry. They are going to need it. The Indianapolis Colts could use real colts, but they would probably need those for a fast getaway cause the folks is mad in Indy! Chargers could use a few chargers, too.

But we aren't here for the teams that are on oxygen but still have a glimmer of hope to make the playoffs or at least reach .500. No, we are here for the teams that are DOA but somehow, like night of the living dead, still manage to stagger onto the field.

Indianapolis fans cheer on their Dolts.

And so the Oracle from the Basement has revved up the turntable and I am now spinning "Black Sabbath" by, well, Black Sabbath, "Oh, no, please God help me!" Because this weekend my TV listing is for the Cleveland Browns vs. Arizona Cardinals game. I'm gonna have to eat a lot of chips.

The frozen turkey is spinning as well, and here are the predictions. Vegas, here is your cue. Gentlemen, weigh in!

(By the way, I do include my Gaguars prediction. I swear I wrote these down before Wednesday!)

Jacksonville- 0
Atlanta- 50

Dallas- 17
Tampa Bay- 14

Miami- 38
Buffalo- 10

Seattle- 13
Chicago- 27

Tennessee- 10
Indianapolis- 9

Green Bay- 72
Kansas City- 0

Cincinnati- 36
St. Louis- 13

New Orleans- 38
Minnesota- 24

Redskins- 24
New York Giants- 21

Jacksonville- 21
Houston- 24

New England- 42
Denver- 14

New York Jets- 28
Philadelphia- 17

Cleveland- 3
Arizona- 13