NFL Doormat Predictions Week 15

Crudinals and Pansies will be the game to watch (out for) this week.

NFL Week 15 starts tonight with a classic Doormat match up between the San Francisco 0-4-9ers and the San Diego Dolts. It's a battle for bragging rights in California. Though both teams are out of contention for the Moldy Carpet, this game still has tremendous Doormat significance as the Niners need a loss to stay well under .500 as the NFC West makes its bid for Doormat Immortality by finishing under .500. Imagine, division champ under .500 going to the playoffs!

As for the looming Doormat championship, the only teams really in contention now are the Pansies and Kittens (and possibly Crudinals) in the NFC and the Bungles, Nils, and Buncos (Donks) in the AFC. The Bungles have a chance to take a comanding lead into the final two weeks with a big loss against the refurbished Brownies. And don't forget to watch the worst game of the year as the Carolina Pansies take on the flaccid Arizona Crudinals. This should be anybody's game as just about anybody can beat these two teams. I heard the Washington State Cougars invited them to play in Pullman next year.

The Oracle From the Basement rummaged around and found an unopened quart of Bohemian beer,  circa 1972. I also found a Joe Namath bobble head, a little chipped and sticky, but it still works. Using these two charms (and after swilling down the Bohemian), we spin the bottle and the bobble head and here are the NFL Week 15 Doormat predictions:

0-4-9ers- 10
Dolts- 36

Brownies- 33
Bungles-28

Deadskins- 12
Cowpies- 17

Cheeps- 44
Lambs- 3
(blowout of the week)

Nils- 14
Floppers- 21

Kittens- 10
Bootineers- 28

Crudinals- 10
Pansies- 3
(Stiff of the Week)

Falcons- 42
Seahags- 0

Buncos (Donks) 18
Raydurz- 21
(Game of the Week!)

Bears- 7
Yikings-10
(Gonna be cold at University of Minnesota!)