Wednesday, September 28, 2011

NFL Week 4 Doormat Division Predictions

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It's week 4 in the NFL and the basement denizens of the Doormat Division are still recovering from last week's epic displays of ineptitude and futility, not to mention the all-out head-first dives into the beer vat celebrating the exit of two teams from the basement: Buffalo and Detroit.

But now it's time for the Oracle from the Basement to speak again. We spin the frozen turkey and the headless neck points to these fateful scores. Gentlemen, make your predictions:

Pansie- 14
Care Bears- 10
(Yes, another mirage from last year, Chicago, will edge closer to the shadowy doorway to the basement. The surging Pansies just might push them down the steps)

Bills- 18
Bungles- 10

Titanics- 17
Brownies-13

Kittens- 36
Cowpies- 10

Yikings- 3
Cheeps- 0
(Stiff of the week)

Deadskins- 28
Lambs- 6

Ain'ts- 50
Gaguars-- 10

Giants- 18
Crudinals- 3

Patsiettes-21
Raydurz- 28

Buncos- 10
Packers- 36

Floppers- 10
Bolts- 18

Seahags-6
Falcons- 17

And that's how the turkey spins.....
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7 comments:

  1. wackoworldSeptember 29, 2011 at 9:08 AM

    nice photo- the marquee game of the week. Perfect records, both of them. Somebody has to win.

    Bills 34
    Bungles 17

    Titanics 15
    Brownies 3

    Kittens 27
    Cowpies 14

    Cheaps 7
    Yikings 6

    Deadskins 17
    Lambs 10

    Saints 30
    Gaguars 9

    Giants 24
    Crudinals 7

    Patsies 34
    Raydurz 28

    Buncos 7
    Packers 45

    Chargers 24
    Floppers 10

    Falcons 31
    Seahags 6

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  2. WalkfishSeptember 29, 2011 at 9:27 AM

    Love the Cheeps-Yikings score. Yeah, somebody has to win, but it will be long and ugly getting there.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2011 at 9:12 AM

    Bills 52
    Bungles 13

    Titanics 35
    Brownies 13

    Kittens 10
    Cowpies 13

    Cheaps 13
    Yikings 2

    Deadskins 38
    Lambs 13

    Saints 40
    Gaguars 13

    Giants 34
    Crudinals 13

    Patsies 13
    Raydurz 31

    Buncos 13
    Packers 45

    Chargers 24
    Floppers 10

    Falcons 31
    Seahags 6

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    I always miss the last two scores for some reason

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  5. WalkfishSeptember 30, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    Looks like the doormat crew is pulling for the Patsies to cave in. Wouldn't it be grand to welcome them to the cellar someday?

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  6. wackoworldSeptember 30, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    The Raydurz defensive secondary is in terrible shape, guys. They'll have to score 40 points to win this game.

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  7. WalkfishSeptember 30, 2011 at 11:37 AM

    Hey, my predictions were based on a spinning, frozen turkey. Seriously, though, Raydurz beating the Patsies is nothing but wishful thinking. If I put my stats-man hat on and do honest analysis, hey, Raydurz are facing a air attack powerhouse that is really mad about last week. If Raydurz can completely kill the run and then get to Brady, maybe they win, but only if they score more than 28 points. So, in real world, I'd say Patsies 28, Raydurz 10. Nuff said.

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